Bookmark TLC

Let's be clear: This bookmark is for marking pages, not for:

• Bag Stuffing (Wildebeest-style)
• Table-Slamming (Plot Twist-induced)
• General Acrobatics
• Tub-Soaking (No, it cannot join your bath-time reading. Trust.)

It's a sophisticated accessory for a refined reader like you. A little care ensures a long and happy life together!

Do: Gently place within your book's pages.
Don't: Throw it loose into the abyss of your bag, use it as a stress-relief tool, or let it go for a swim.

Treat it with the same drama and care as your favorite slow-burn romance, and it will be your loyal companion for many chapters to come.